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RSS · CHANGE ALERTS

Know when it changes, without keeping the dashboard open.

Subscribe in an RSS reader or a team chat. No account, no email. Every item is about one agent.

RSS is not push: when you see an item depends on how often your reader or chat app checks.

01 · RSS

Build your feed

Feed URL · Copy RSS URL
https://derpmeter.com/feeds/events.xml?agent=gemini-cli
Open feed

Recent items in this feed

Example item — made-up numbers, never published in a feed[Derp Score] Claude Code: sentiment worsening detected · +14 vs previous 7 days

Derp Score for the completed UTC days 2026-10-14–2026-10-20 is 62, vs. 48 for the 7 days before. From 128 votes and 640 Radar opinions, vs. 96 and 610. Community sentiment, not a benchmark or a confirmed outage.

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What gets published

Recoveries and regular score updates are not published. Exploratory community signals: not proof of an outage or of what caused a change.

  • [Derp Score] Direct votes (each counting 3×) plus AI-classified public posts from Bluesky and Hacker News: the last 7 completed UTC days rose at least 10 points vs. the 7 before, with a weighted sample of at least 50 on 3+ days in each window, and every Radar source collected successfully. Checked once a day after 02:00 UTC; one item per episode.
  • [Release] Selected official releases: new models, a model arriving in an agent, notable changes, retirements. Verified from the official source and chosen by hand; routine patches are left out.
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RSS reader · Slack · Discord

Paste the feed URL into any RSS reader (Feedly, NetNewsWire, Inoreader…).

Slack

  1. Add Slack's RSS app to your workspace (your admin may need to approve it).
  2. In the channel, run the subscribe command below.
  3. To stop: /feed list, then /feed remove with the feed's ID.
Slack
/feed subscribe https://derpmeter.com/feeds/events.xml?agent=gemini-cli

Discord

  1. Discord has no built-in RSS reader. Add an RSS relay bot or an RSS-to-webhook tool you trust to your server.
  2. Give it the feed URL and choose the channel.
  3. Check it with the tool's own preview or test. DerpMeter never asks for your Discord webhook URL.

The feed needs no login, cookies or JavaScript, and carries no tracking pixels or personal tokens.